People, it's called Season Finale for a reason. That's all we got, and you should have bought those black shorts in a size 12 when you saw them two weeks ago. And that one linen top with cut-work embroidery? From last July, so no, we don't have the pieces that went with it anymore.
And the AC guy who came out to fix the broken thermostat when the humidity was over 85% and the locksmith who came to repair the broken lock? Mapquest. Say it with me, Maaaapquest. It's the new, easy way to get directions, and it works.
Really, I didn't say most of this out loud. Just the Maaapquest comment when the AC guy called again for directions.